greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

(via assbackwardz)

seifukucat:

officer i was not resisting arrest i was just being tsundere

(via skrahh)

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

(via 0hh0wtheseth0ughtsurr0und-me)

vvorldwideweb:

im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

(via 0hh0wtheseth0ughtsurr0und-me)

nunfollowed:

today in science i said proton gang or die and a girl reported me to our teacher for gang-like behavior

(via bmoburns)

deathbycas:

things we need on tumblr

• a notification when someone responds to an ask
• no post limit
• a ‘sent’ folder
• urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted

things we dont need on tumblr

• every update tumblr has ever made ever

(via bmoburns)

last-reality:

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO

(Source: 2chainz-senpai, via 0hh0wtheseth0ughtsurr0und-me)

tipchune:

edd reaction images because FUCK HOMEWORK

(via theinsanityinsideme)