I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
people that like to watch shitty movies for fun are my kind of people
this is the emotion police. being sad is illegal now. youre coming with us, buddy. we’re gonna take a little trip downtown. you wanna go get ice cream and see a movie?